TriplePerspective's Greatest Fans

Whoa, I never knew my greatest fan...was...ASIAN. Strange

hahahahahaha a BLONDE. figures.

Woah my amazing fan is so handsome! Who would have guessed?

My greatest RED fan is....short? What a coincidence...I might actually like him!

Just shavin with his friends. With a BLUE razor...ok thats goin a bit far,

OK. I am seriously digging that umbrella.

I also like how they have pictures of the King of the Universe on their walls. Makes them that much cooler.

Hey-- I have that shirt!

Woah that's some seriously epic bling. And he looks so...contemplative...he's probably seeking the secret to my awesomeness...

What a brave RED fan, defending himself from the horrors of the BLUE fan

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

BLACK hair vs BLONDE hair... RED vs. BLUE. So intense.

k I don't know where these people come from, but they are seriously cool.

I know right? I wonder if theyll send us money...

WOW

We must have this clock.

This needs to be our profile pic...

The RED hand is longer than the BLUE hand...hmmm

Signed,

Pelo Rubio,

Pelo Negro

Pelo Castaño

Approximately 9000 Ways to Die in Physics

When life ISN'T so good...we at TriplePerspective know just how to make it worse.

Try...

1. Suffocating in a vacuum.

2. Getting your face sucked off by a black hole.

3. The Ishan frame of reference.

4. Jumping off an asteroid.

5. Getting dropped in a cave by seniors.

6. Getting run over by a Bugatti Veyron.

7. Having a tug of war with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

8. Being forced to work for a crazy Egyptian Pharaoh who wants you to inefficiently pull blocks at an angle.

9. Flying off on a tangent.

10. Watching the History channel. (How the Big Bang can kill YOU)

11. Wandering lonely as a cloud.

12. When the only purpose of your life is to serve as an example to others.

13. Asking 3 or more questions when Tyler is in the room.

14. Mass suicide related to a miscalculated periods of orbit.

15. Bending over and ripping your pants in front of a class of students.

16. Being sent to deep space for the period of orbit of a Milky Way bar.

17. Completely inelastic collisions (with seniors)

18. Pointing vectors the opposite way (180% WRONG).

19. FΔt (when your Δ t is as small as RED).

20. Gravitons (IMA FIRIN' 'EM).

21. When your static friction becomes kinetic.

22. Aliens compress the sun into a black hole.

23. Misapplication of Murphy's law.

24. Incorrect use of sig figs.

25. Aristotle. (Thinking you need a force to move...)

26. When Eo≠Ef (Nooooooooooooo!)

27. Germans. BAD.

28. Seven Degrees (Guess just how much worse it will be than SIX degrees...)

29. Spagettification.

30. Galactic Cannibalism.

31. Doing the "chain of pain" with 30 Japanese girls (900 times the pain--it's a thing of beauty...)

32. 1/1000 of an ampere....through the heart.

33. Faking electrocution videos.

9000. The Saxby Eyebrows.

Well, we did say "approximately"...

Signed,

Fn

Fp

Fg