THE NIGHTMARE ON MANGO STREET

The night was dark and stormy-like. As stormy as Washington gets anyway (...*drizzle*...)

The rain pattered down on the roof of the small, creaky house, and on the leaves of the four dead trees on the front lawn as their twisted branches raked against the windowpane, throwing ghastly shadows on the wall...

Blood-stained trails on the street cried out, and sounded throughout the neighborhood as the sound of children screaming and crying, Piles of shoes littered the ground, where children used to play, now gone forever.

The house was disastrous to behold. The windows were broken, and the insidious black sky oozed through the broken glass. Mice covered the floors, and the minor tune of a dusty music box pierced the air.

The shadows remained as I shut my eyes, as if they were imprinted on my brain. The dreams came back. Dreams of ferocious trees biting the sky with violent teeth. Of the red clowns' thick-tongued laugh. Of three stalker-women who smelled funny.

The ape was no longer within the orchard, as it was long retired from that rotting pile of false hope and sorrow. No one ever goes there anymore. That would be a bit of an understatement, though. Truth is, no one ever comes out. But really, what's the difference?

I sip some papaya juice laced with vodka. They always told me there were sweeter drinks. Now I believe them.

I hope for escape from the sad red house of horror. I hope that one day I can fill my attic with an army of bums to protect me from the laughing clowns. But I know that I cannot out. Nothing can save me now. Mango will never say goodbye.

Signed,

BLUE Sky

RED Balloon

and GREEN the X.

Analyze THAT, fools.

Still not primary

Hey, while I may not be primary, at least Saint Patrick's day is a good day to be GREEN!

(even though I didn't really wear any...)

Sorry this is short, but BLUE went to bed and RED said NAH.

Just felt I had to get that out there...

Signed,

O'McGREEN

Epiphinacious Epiphination

Not another pun post. Please.

Sigh, today was so epiphinaciously epiphinated, that I can't even begin to describe how epihinated I feel after all those epiphinatingly epiphins I epiphinated...

HAHAHAHA I don't know why that's so funny...Not bad for a Monday...XD
I have decided not to do his HW until tm, where I will be FORCEFULLY dragged to zero period up at the highschool. EVEN THOUGH THEREZ NO PHYSICS. sigh...I'm jealous of everyone who is sleeping in...

Whatever the case may be, we haven't been able to post for a couple days now. THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU ALL SHOULD STOP READING THIS (of course saying that won't help because if you got that message you are reading this already) ...hmm

GREEN, that post was epipihinating.

Me, epiphinacious? What has this world come to? Next thing you know, evey person right and left will be making their own blogs! I shudder at the thought. Good thing we're not like those people, right RED?

Uh....NAH?

Hey you skipped me! GASP. Anyway, we can pride ourselves on being original...ish

We'll go with that.

Signed,

That one primary color you all love
HAHA guess who's not a primary color?
Primary or not, GREEN still gets the last word.






here.

Punsics and Peer/Selfs

Okay guys, let's start this one off with a classic: YO MAMA'S SO FAT, THAT HER FN IS GREATER THAN HER MG, ON A FLAT, NON-ROTATING EARTH WITH NO FORCES ACTING IN THE DIRECTION OF MG. THE EFFECTS OF AIR PRESSURE ARE NEGLIGIBLE.

You know that never made sense...

right?

Ummm... "Punsics" (puns from physics)...BLUE is not very good at them...

Well... whatever the case may be, hurry up and get back to f*d*cosine theta!

Hilarious RED. Really. I'm just so tired. Otherwise I would totally be laughing. I guess I just don't have enough 1/2mv^2... haha... get it?

Hmmmm......Oh, haha! BLUE GETS IT!!!!! XD lol. heheh. let's make this post kinda short ok? BLUE want sleep... o yea, Peer/Self Evals! well, there goes that.... jk, they're pretty easy

Who remembers the good old days? Back when LIFE WAS GOOD? Saturday morning, watching the work over time rangers, maybe even the work over time puff girls. Sigh, I guess those were days when we were always full of 1/2mv^2

OK I really don't think we should ever go into the comedy business...that's best left for Isaac. Should we call him ORANGE (Longhorns reference)?

Injustice!!! A certain Korea group got 100% on their documentary!!!! For a really stupid reason.

WHO IS GREAT LEADER? HE IS ALL-WORK/TIME-FULL LEADER! LONG LIVE KIM JONG IL, MAY HIS DELTA T BE GREATER THAN THAT OF HIS FATHER.

I thought we were beyond that RED. What happened? Do I need to massxacceleration you into typing what I want? I shouldn't have to do that...

Ok, I think we're done here. Before this gets any worse...

SINed, BLUE

COSINEd, RED

and GREEN. Licensed to use F=ma whenever necessary and certified Vector Vunderkind.

A day late...

...and a dollar short.

Who you callin' short?

Whatever the case may be... we're back! Didya miss us? Some of us, maybe? This is our first post CHAT-STYLE.

In case you were wondering though, we weren't entirely kidding about the dollar short bit. Donations are accepted at the front desk.

What. Are. You. Talking. About. Today, I looked over at Lydia. I smiled. She smiled. We looked over at Jennie. She started laughing. We all knew what was going to happen next (cheek pinching), and I ran away. But that's me and my boring life. Continue.

Ummm...ok...GASP guess what happened today! A certain Korea documentary group presented today in second period!

There was epic cover art (and less important aspects of the project) involved...

There was also a certain teacher sending emails while "watching" it.

*Sniff* well we got a good grade :D Happy day... BLUE (who will now be referring to himself in third person) really liked the music. QUESTION OF THE DAY: (answer in the comments) what was your fav part about the documentary unit?

I liked the cover art.... Wow now I even sound pretentious to myself. omg. Let's change that...um... I liked the whole thing I guess (is that better?)

BLUE wants us to post out of order. How un-orderly would that be? Very unorderly.

Poor GREEN, has to edit RED's mistakes cuz he's typing it up... :P BLUE still has LA HW and thinks that we should wrap it up for the night...

GREEN doesn't understand why BLUE is talking in third person. I like this much better.

Hypocrite.

Whatever the case may be...

Signed,

eulB
deR
ummm ok...neerG

Korea Documentary (not)

Why hello! Painfully long time no see... Hey, two posts in as many days! We're on a roll, homies! Tell all your friends. Well, today has been another asper-tastic cancer-licious day at RED's house...

Back to editing, NOW!

...or not. And I was sure he would say NAH or something.... Whatever the case may be, we now have 11 (count 'em: ELEVEN) followers! ...but about half of them are us. :( ohwell.

Hahaha.. if you get the inside joke in GREEN's post (not the NAH), then you get +20 points. You win when you get over 9000. Hmmm... our documentary group discovered a book today that BLUE does NOT APPROVE of.

BACK TO EDITING, NOW!

Sigh, RED, so unoriginal.... We actually did some pretty good work today. And some pretty good fooling around! A good balance... Balance is important you know: like balancing your time between fooling around on gmail and fooling around on game sites! (homework is in your free time)

Sigh.... therez a SYSO (Seattle Youth Symphony Orchestra) concert tomorrow. Unfortunately, there is only two solos for the GREATEST INSTRUMENT OF ALL TIME.

NAH.

I think BLUE needs to get his instruments straight...bassoon is NOT the best: you all know that... Sadly, we have to finish the post now cuz BLUE and I have to go!

Signed,

NAH.

*GASP*

LONG LIVE KIM JONG IL GREAT LEADER OF NORTH KOREA!!!!! (Green.)

Velcome

To our bloggy.

Guess who's the 1/2?

I ALMOST didn't notice him...

I, am known as RED, you may call me cool... or short, take your pick.

We are "WORKING" ON OUR DOCUMENTARY. GASP, right? Oh, I'm BLUE. If you didn't figure that out. AHHH GREEN is trying to steal the computer....

I mean seriously---first he types like three sentences, and then he reveals my name before I get to?!?!? geez.

That guy above me, he sounds like a fool, agreed? I think I might "get" him by a certain day of the week...NAH.

Sigh... I'm feeling BLUE today.... or maybe BLUE

Anyway, as the awesomely named title states, this is supposed to be a Welcome (or Velcome, take your pick) post. that would imply that this is the part where we introduce the blog. Guys?

Just look at that dry humor. Evidently so, I shall deem myself cooler than GREEN. Closure, anyone? NAH.

Wow. RED has a special color for NAH. hahaha... i drank sprite zeeeeeeeero. i'm on an...um... ASPARTAME high. o, aspartame causes CANCER...in california. so, not going there any time soon...

Guys? Guys? geez... Well then. As BLUE and RED seem to be too distracted in insulting me and/or discouraging ventures into california, I will introduce us. We are at the moment doing an experiment in triple (two and a half-el?) blogging...we'll see how THAT goes.

*sigh*, the sheer unfunnyness of GREEN and BLUE pains my heart. You want to know what else pains my heart? I'll tell you. NAH.

Hi this is BLUE being skipped for GREEN's awesomeness...

:D!..... RED is too mean to me/us. Mainly me. ...Continuing, basically whats going on here is we essentially have these conversations, loosely disguised as "posts," that may or may not (hint:not) have a point...

I'm hurt. The end. (We might actually post about our lives). NAH.

Woah, I'm gone for a minute and everything falls apart. I was actually WORKING. HEY didya notice??? I'm using VERDANA 11pt!!!! Jensen would be proud. Well, I think we're done here for the night. Let's WORK guys...

Signed,

Reeeeeeed. Hearts

geez. (Green)

Blue

Redmond Junior High

Honors World History I-period 2