A Day in the Life of a Triple Perspectiver

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RED: Okay guys, I think we should post today.
BLUE: I dun wannnaaaa
ima tireeeedddd...
Ima go to sleep
GREEN: ..us....post? NAH.
RED: GEEZ GREEN, you're taking my line! Remember? I'm supposed to be the main character in the post today, gosh.
GREEN: wait, but, umm... ok. Weren't we gonna do a chat-style post?
BLUE: Main character? RED? BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
RED: Yeah, BLUE, I'm in the spotlight today. And GREEN, hurry up and come up with something clever! We're not paying you for nothing!!
GREEN: actually, you're just paying me nothing. Anyway, wasn't this blog MY idea in the first place? And since when do we have main characters on MY blog?
BLUE: Sigh, this is taking too long. Why did I ever agree to this blog in the first place?? Haha, but we've had some good timezz. What's ur fav post so far?
RED: The one that you're supposed to be writing, right now, BLUE. Now give me the pearls!
BLUE: NOOOOO my pearlsss! haven't u done enough?? i can't bear watching u give them to...*cry*... just remember...O-LAN IS THE LAND...
RED: No, no no. That's not funny. Take it from the top. GREEN, it's your turn
GREEN: Ok, ok. First post: "Hi Peoples?" ...i think thats a pretty good start.
RED: I think so
Hm.... what would be funny to our oh- so- loving viewers?
GREEN: uhhh make a joke or something. you're supposed to be funny
BLUE: I don't wanna post tonight!!! sighh...
RED: Our post will be: GEEZ, NAH, and GASP
isn't that funny?
BLUE: No.
GREEN: hmmmmmmmm NAH.
RED: *cry*
BLUE: *LAUGH*
I have no heart.
Mwahahaha...
GREEN: ummmm BLUE are you okay?
RED: And this is why our posts are all terrible
We should replace BLUE
don't you think, GREEN?
GREEN: With ORANGE mebbe...
RED: Sounds like a plan
BLUE: ha. Haha. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHA
HUMAN FLESHHHHHH
YUMYUMYUMYUMyummy
RED: Case in point.
BLUE: IMA EAT UUU. RAWRRRRR
GREEN: k go and say something for the followers now, RED
Preferably before BLUE eats us.
BLUE: BWAHAHAHAHA
RED: We should pretend we killed BLUE.
BLUE: IMA ZOMBIEVAMPIRENINJAPIRATE
U CANT KILL ME
RED: Nobody likes you, or your posts
GREEN: Just say something quickly!
BLUE: HEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEeeeeee...
heeehe...
...
...
ima...ima...im ok now... i think
*cough*
GREEN: Our avid readers are riveted to their seats, waiting...
FOR SOMEONE TO SAY SOMETHING.
RED: Sorry guys, didn't you get the memo? The boss says there's not enough followers on the blog, and our revenue for this quarter is down 30 percent. They're gonna have to shut TriplePerspective down.
BLUE: hey, IDEA! I should post piece's of the day on our blog! Today's is: American in Paris by Gershwin! Part I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUfI6v6SwL4
GREEN: nice piece, bad timing
RED: yeah BLUE, we're gonna have to let you go in order to keep up with our costs
GREEN: I will inform our readers.
BLUE: Awwww... i bet our readers will miss me...

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GREEN: OK PEOPLE! (is this thing on? alright good.) DUE TO MANAGEMENT ISSUES AND POSSIBLE CANNIBALISM, BLUE IS NOT GOING TO BE WITH US FOR AN INDEFINITE PERIOD OF TIME.
RED: So, GREEN. I think we should consider outsourcing our bloggers. An Indian, "BROWN" maybe? will be alot cheaper for us.
GREEN: Great idea.
RED: INSTEAD, WE ARE REPLACING HIM WITH ANOTHER, JUST AS FUNNY, (a little cheaper) AND SLIGHTLY LESS ANNOYING, *BROWN*
*applause*
GREEN: *applause*

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GREEN: BROWN, you're on TriplePerspective! How do you feel about this momentous occasion?
RED: So, with the addition of BROWN, it'll be the "Blog of 1 1/2 people" now, right?
GREEN: is he not a person?
RED: I guess not.
GREEN: (this is the part where you type something)
BROWN: hello
how u do?
i am feeling very welcome
do u hav any curry and roti?
GREEN: isn't he great folks?
lets give him a round of applause (in the comments plz)
BROWN: thank you very much
call me
my number is...
425 - 869 - 589343875834
GREEN: RED, lets finish this off quick before he tries to sell them something
BROWN: would u like to buy some PAAANT?
GREEN: ummm ok...

Signed,

RED: kay BROWN, this is the part when we say something clever
Watch and learn
*SIGNED, NAH*
lolz, isn't that clever?
GREEN: something like that.
BROWN: very clever yes, very clever
VERRY clever
GREEN: ...AND GREEN. Peace.
RED: Okay, that's it. Cut the scene
BROWN: ill give u a great deal
if--

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